The
personality of the chess player is greatly influenced
by the astrological sign of the zodiac under which he
was born. This sign generates a subconscious pattern
of responses producing a chessic style, which is unique.
Knowing your or an opponent’s sign yields precious information
you can immediately use. Below are some clues to the
12 zodiac chess personalities.
The ARIES Chess Player (Mar.21-Apr.19).
True to form the Aries is aggressive, impulsive and
a sheer dynamo in life as well as over the chessboard.
He is full of enthusiasm for his opening favorites,
though that changes from game to game. Always looking
for that killer first or second move, he basks in the
confusion that his innovations present to his opponent.
Is the Aries’ luminescence a wave or a particle? Both.
One minute his play pulsates with surprises and tempo
gaining moves; next in a series of swift exchanges,
a pawn advantage materializes before the opponent realizes
his miscalculation. Trigger happy, he has a military
leader’s instinct to notice weaknesses in the foe’s
game before they are obvious on the board. Focusing
his pieces on that spot, the Aries checkmates faster
than any other sign. The Aries bravura intimidates before,
during and after the game. His air of impenetrability;
his highly charged personality; and the way he grips
the pieces, especially when capturing, present a formidable
challenge. He salivates when playing those in a higher
category and like a wolf in sheep’s clothing he’ll act
ever so humble before the game begins. But his desire
to win can only be masked for so long and soon he is
plundering his foe, keeping him off guard with very
aggressive, maybe even reckless, moves. His momentum
is so powerful that the opponent may be swept under
by its sheer force, acting and playing at the Aries’
pace rather than his own. The Aries reserves his most
splendid, come from behind, themes for players who have
in some way disparaged him in the past. Is the Aries’
playing style one of fury or time pressure an opponent
may ask? Does it matter? For in that one nanosecond
of doubt the Aries foe capitulates.
The TAURUS Chess Player (Apr.20-May 20). Tempted
by the great pleasures of life, the Taurus is a bon
vivant whose greatest gratification comes from pricking
the egos of others. Picture a confectioner handing out
free habit-forming, spiked candy to a chocoholic. That’s
the way the Taurus slyly embeds his games with his own
distinctive playing style: one of seduction. Taurus
is an earth sign and these people tend to play life,
and chess, close to the vest. They have their own standards
for playing and don’t exhibit the die-hard need to vanquish
an opponent... openly. Lulling an opponent with solid,
well-known opening lines he’ll often choose variations
popular in the 1950s and 1960s. Around moves 13, 14
and/or 15 though, his lullaby turns into a death march
as he rolls out a new move for his opening, considered
in the past to be unplayable. He is a used bookstore
devotee, collecting rare and antiquated chess material
with a knowledgeable eye. Obscure, but superb Taurean
preparation, often using very old variations challenges
his foes to put aside their study and use up precious
minutes as the opponent tries to find over the board
moves to refute this novelty. A Taurean uses time as
if they had a 17th piece on the chessboard. Hoarding,
then rushing; dilly-dallying, then slamming the clock
with the ferocity he’d like to pummel his opponent with,
the Taurus is most inventive when he is in time pressure.
Threaten him with just seconds to go and the Taurean’s
personal chess muse subconsciously helps him choose
the winning move. Taureans have the ability to pull
last minute victories from what look like drawn positions.
When the sword of Damocles hangs over them they automatically
move into an intellectually superior zone and this tension
gives them a second wind. They then play with masterly
skill, relishing last-minute complications and sacking
material as they suck their foes into a deadly, mating
whirlpool.
The GEMINI Chess Player (May 21-June 21). Affable,
chatty, and with charm dripping from every pore, the
Gemini chess player knows instinctively how to work
a room, a chess club or a major tournament. Geminis
play their opponents far more than they play the board.
They notice body language, nervous ticks, etc. and even
the way his foe lines up his score sheet and pieces.
The Gemini mind is a black hole absorbing all this minutiae
and little by little they sense an opponent’s vulnerability.
Like a fencer his first moves are meant to mislead,
as he feigns one opening and then transposes to another.
Geminis adore unusual openings, probably because they
have tried so many of them themselves. Solid players
bore the Gemini who likes to live by his wits. His impatience
alone could rattle the most stoic foe. A tactical genius,
the Gemini is known for playing outrageous, lesser-known
gambits. Sacking material and setting costly traps the
Gemini style features a very peripatetic queen. He loves
open positions and again will give away material if
this gives him the position his steel-trap mind has
planned. In across the board play notice that he will
slowly take over more space on the playing table itself,
crowding his opponent who doesn’t quite realize why
he is feeling cornered both physically and mentally.
Action is his middle name and even when doing the deepest
middle game analyses, he’ll jump out of his seat, get
some water, check his chess bag and look as if he didn’t
have anything on his mind. The Gemini is symbolized
by the symbol of the twins in astrology, so it can be
no surprise that he can do two things at once. What
may come as a surprise to his opponents is that he often
has Plan A and Plan B in his mind at all times. Just
when you think you can squiggle out of his Plan A, his
Plan B comes into play and the Gemini’s opponent has
to choose Plan R: resignation.
The CANCER Chess Player (June 22-July 22). Endowed
with the most natural chess sense of all the signs,
the Cancer’s combination of positional memory and sheer
tenacity makes him formidable at any age. His repertoire
is classical spiced up with a bit of chicanery. Nothing
pleases him more than to beat an opponent using the
opponent’s favorite opening or gambit. His play is enthralling
and foes are torn between admiration and intense dislike.
One of the three water signs his hunches are guided
by his natural sense of direction. While a foe may joust
on one side, the Cancer understands and quietly ridicules
this silly, time-wasting ruse. A magus when it comes
to brewing up an attacking pattern combining two or
more different themes, he’ll strive to keep the position
mobile, daring his opponent to close the center. With
his hands tied behind his back, he actually covets cramped
quarters knowing how to play them to his own advantage.
He wants to bait his foe into prematurely tasting victory,
though before his opponent has had a chance to smack
his lips, the Cancerian’s maneuver becomes all too evident.
Cancers play on their own timetable, thinking forever
over seemingly no-brainer moves and striding out of
the playing room to pace by themselves. You’ll notice
a Cancer’s arrival because he’s usually carrying lots
of his personal paraphernalia: water, drinks, snacks,
pens and/or a box of Kleenex. That a Cancerian has his
moods is no surprise, since his ruling body is the moon,
ruler of sensation. He’ll either appear very happy or
depressed. When he doesn’t emit strong emotions it’s
because he’s learned to hide them with an inscrutable,
robotic countenance. A chess historian he not only insists
on mating his opponent, but in doing so with a position
reminiscent of some great game of the past. While making
a bit of history for himself.
The LEO Chess Player (July 23-Aug.22). A swashbuckling
amalgamation of Luke Skywalker and James Bond, the Leo’s
larger-than-life personality diminishes everything in
its path including the chess pieces themselves. He poses,
he strides, he prevails with seemingly effortless ease.
The sign of royalty the Leo feels it is his divine right
to win. He hates to watch others, or wait for them as
he craves the action of the game. He can actually taste
victory, swilling it around in his mind as a wine connoisseur
does with a prize vintage. The satisfaction the Leo
gets from mating anyone, patzer or master is sublime
yet with noblesse oblige he is extremely generous with
advice, explaining his chess theories to anyone who
will pay him homage. The symbol for Leo is the lion.
So, as congenial as the Leo is, as playful, as appealing,
as cuddly, he is king of the jungle and will go for
the jugular in an instant. Like the big cats he may
"toy" with his prey allowing his opponent
to make bold moves in the center while he prepares a
delicious maneuver. A theatrical player the Leo wants
drama. With officials, foes, and by-standers he may
flaunt the rules, or challenge them but it is really
for show. Actually he is stage managing the game and
bringing to bear both chess and psychological weaponry.
Anything that turns the limelight on the match thrills
him, for he thrives under tense conditions while most
foes are rattled. When the position is complicated or
unclear he chortles inside, enjoying it when he has
to claw his way to a kill. Always the performer, the
Leo wraps things up with a flourish. And once again
the spotlight falls on this virtuoso proving that he
is, indeed, the king.
The VIRGO Chess Player (Aug.23-Sept.22). Deep
in the recesses of the Virgo mind lies a binary computer
evaluating everything in terms of whether it is something
good or bad, positive or negative. The Virgo’s instant,
non-stop calculation gives him an analytical edge because
this activity is so much a part of his being. Clean,
methodical, deceptively simple early play serves as
a canvas for him to try out his well-researched ideas.
His craft comes to light when he slowly, but steadily
chooses subtle space-expanding moves from his palette
of options. The Virgo slips in and out of a self-induced
hypnotic state, confounding opponents who think they
can read the faces of their adversaries. During a match,
when the position gets interesting the Virgo starts
to fall in love with the game before him. But he is
a jealous lover, and at this point he lustfully moves
to monopolize and own the game. Suddenly his passions
are roused and a friendly game becomes one in which
he must annihilate his opponent. Several, long deep
breathes signal the Virgo is activating his chi energy,
though some may foolishly think he is in retreat. The
Virgo motto is: Get me to the end game. He hums through
the tricky computations as his foe starts experiencing
a Prozac cool down. Whether playing aggressively or
strategically, he must control the action. He hates
conformity and lives to keep his opponents off-balance
often exchanging pieces at what seems an awkward moment.
His mating style is one where he entices his opponent
into thinking that a lost or difficult position still
has winning chances. Betting against a Virgo’s strength
at this point is a losing proposition. By the time the
Virgo’s wizardry unfolds, and the mating trap is sprung,
his opponent should just cash in his chips and vanish.
The LIBRA Chess Player (Sept.23-Oct.23). Spilling
charm, class and bonhomie the Libran player turns any
chess match into a special occasion. When he shows up,
even if playing online, the other players now regard
a game, or a tournament as significant. And the Libra?
If he’s over the age of ten he always has his personal
"to do" list in mind: Look for women; find
out if any other women are expected; see if his pals
have any women near them; and only then, crush, mangle
and annihilate his opponent because his foe might have
a woman waiting for him. Fairness is very important
to him, afterall his symbol is the scales of justice.
He’ll always make the tough, ethical choice and decries
any commercialization of the game itself. "Where
are your standards?" he’ll declare. His chess toolkit
includes the most massive repertoire of drawing maneuvers,
and he knows the perfect juncture to make an offer that
will be accepted. His tendency to create harmonious,
or equal positions may entice his opponent to shake
things up a bit more than is safe. Though always an
admirer of woman, he’ll swap queens faster and/earlier
than any of the other signs. At that point he takes
the gloves off turning the game into head to head combat.
With the authority of a judge handing down a death sentence
he starts to control the show. In the end game he turns
into a contrarian player, selecting positions others
would shy away from. Many times when it looks as if
the Libra is one move away from defeat, he unfurls an
avalanche of chess jurisprudence requiring game experts
to add a codicil to their notes. His secret strength
is the gnarly way he uses his bishop. No one is better.
Before you are mislead into thinking this dapper dude
is a pushover, don’t forget that he has a hormone-driven
agenda and a limbic system hard wired to produce tangible
results. Swiftly, the neurons fire off in his brain
and the collateral damage to his opponent is lethal.
The SCORPIO Chess Player (Oct.24-Nov.21). Ruled
by the planet of power, Pluto, the Scorpio’s nickname
could be "the dictator." And the chess scene
presents the perfect backdrop for exercising this birthright.
The Scorpion tenacity, calm and venom work together
to poison an opponent’s game before the knights come
off the first rank. First the Scorpio anesthetizes his
quarry with slow play, employing well-analyzed lines
and/or leaving the board to look at some other game
in progress. Then he surgically and painfully removes
whatever scintilla of self-esteem remains. By mocking
his foe he causes his victim to think more about him
than about the game before them. As he penetrates into
enemy territory, a foe will start to see what looks
like smokescreen rising from the Scorpio’s side of the
board. Beware: the Scorpio’s kundalini life force coiled
at the base of his spine in the serpent chakra has awakened,
bringing sudden enlightenment about the current position.
The opposing player should assiduously avoid making
any sound or jarring the Scorpio out of his reverie
for this will incite the Scorpio’s anger, which has
an impossibly long half-life. The image of the phoenix
rising from the dead is another emblem of the Scorpio’s
invincibility. If the Scorpio gets in a tough position,
he will find the one move that turns the game around.
Sudden-death playoffs are his forte. Call him the comeback
kid. He prefers to keep the center fluid as he gets
a high from the tension of the game. Then before you
know it he has blockaded an opponent’s pieces and plucks
the foe’s best-placed men with laser precision. Seconds
before the post-mortems begin the Scorpio starts staring
at his foe’s throat. His eagle eyes notice the almost
imperceptible gulps before the opponent chokes conceding
the game. At that moment he is no longer the dictator,
but the terminator.
The SAGITTARIUS Chess Player (Nov.22-Dec.21). A mental
giant, the Sagittarian springs to life when an almost
impossible challenge in thrown down before him. He is
a thoroughbred racehorse with a stable of chess knowledge
that is more diverse than any other sign. A visionary
and intellect, often self-taught, he takes the road
less traveled. Not for the Sag are the safe lines and
the equal openings. The Sagittarius is at the chessboard
for two reasons: to have fun and to upgrade his chess
skill. Winning? That’s just a by-product for him, unless...
someone rudely throws down a gauntlet. This fire sign
and speed demon floors the accelerator and rams into
his opponent’s territory with lightning speed. The Sag
forces his foe to hydroplane from one side of the board
to another, each skid unraveling his opponent’s position.
In life Sagittarians love to wander. They get enormous
pleasure when they venture into foreign territories
and this is especially so when playing chess. One trick
they use as a matter of course, is from move one they
assume that the foe’s side of the board belongs to them.
You’ll notice the Sag placing his pieces on the seventh,
or using his bishops, and of course his knights, to
attack a foe from behind. The Sagittarian memory is
unsurpassed, so he learns very quickly but usually solidifies
his knowledge by teaching others. He is deceptively
open about discussing what he intends to play. But he’ll
keep one small, pivotal move to himself and thus stack
the deck in his own favor. Sagittarians love to discuss
chess unless there’s an obnoxious motor-mouth nearby.
The Sag’s command of the language (and often several
languages) and his rapier-like wit can quiet a room
and/or deflate an opponent leaving no prisoners. When
push comes to shove in his chess game, he’ll concentrate
in a very unique way. He can envision the chess position
in 3 -D and suddenly his mind will become a multiplex
unspooling all the possibilities in infinite detail
on individual screens. The Sagittarius end game sparkles
with a diamond’s incandescence and is as hard to shatter
as this precious gem; while his opponent is revealed
as a mere zircon bowing to his mastery.
The CAPRICORN Chess Player (Dec.22-Jan.19). The
Capricorn is known for being the power behind the throne,
the person pulling the strings. His planning is extraordinary,
so clever and devious that an opponent doesn’t have
the energy to both play and psych him out at the same
time. In back rooms, outdoor ventures and/or over the
internet Capricorns presents a laid-back style. But,
ambition is his middle name. Though the Capricorn admires
the chess notables he saves his fealty for Machiavelli.
In every great chess player’s individual chart, the
planet, Saturn --the destroyer in astrology, is prominent.
This celestial body which also gives the Capricorn an
especially retentive memory rules Capricorns. Thus Capricorns
have an edge when it comes to remembering unusual openings
and tough-to-decipher end game positions. He’s the consummate
entrepreneur and while playing chess he always has some
sideline business or secret, parallel goal in mind.
"How can I use this situation?" he asks referring
to the chess game and life itself. Practical and precise
they do not suffer fools easily. His highly evolved
sense of the ridiculous allows him to find humor in
everything. From childhood this mirth has been used
to put a positive spin on his ruthlessness. At first
he seems like the Tooth Fairy or Santa to his opponent,
but near or after move 15, his foe sees that the Capricorn
has been transformed into a greedy, grabby IRS agent.
Each game becomes a case study so how he wins really
matters to him. A solid state physicist, not a theoretical
one he favors the concrete over the artful. He’s known
for resuscitating old, even archaic openings, updating
them with a slight hyper-modern twist. His zodiac icon
is the mountain goat. Thus a Capricorn is a climber.
It’s his nature to walk a tightrope. A climber, it is
his nature to walk a tightrope. When pushed to the wall
he becomes exhilaratingly imaginative and actually enjoys
having to dig himself out. His self-composure comes
from his belief, that when it comes to chess, his foe
is a parasite and he the host. By marginalizing his
opponent this way, his storehouse of energy is unleashed,
turning his foe into a tired, chess playing, Sisyphus
as once again the Capricorn celebrates victory at the
top of the mountain.
The AQUARIUS Chess Player (Jan.20-Feb.18). Sui
generis. The iconoclast of the chess world. This maverick
futurist is the stuff that myths are made of. It’s no
surprise that there are more Aquarians in the Hall of
Fame, than any other sign. Simply put: They are standouts
at everything they do, especially when it comes gaming.
But this is no common Boy Scout for the Aquarian’s curiosity
gets him into arenas that less intrepid seekers would
avoid. A great improviser he loves chess positions that
are completely new to him, relishing the fresh analysis
he must do over the board. He instinctively knows and
understands game theory and often flirts with other
board games as well. For the Aquarian the twists and
turns when the initiative switches between him and his
foe are thrilling. But mid-game something clicks and
he mentally tweaks the two-dimensional chessboard into
one continuous Mobius strip where there is only one
side: His. Although the most popular sign of all twelve,
the Aquarian can be a bit of a snob regarding chess.
His low threshold for boredom combined with his disdain
for sloppy play makes him very particular, when possible,
when choosing his opponents. God forbid if he has to
mingle with the hoi polloi, preferring more genuine
street people. Everything in chess is about "high-concept"
to the Aquarian (the term was probably coined by this
sign). At the beginning of the game the Aquarian is
an endearing, nonconforming cowboy, eliciting quiet
admiration from his foe. The Aquarian doesn’t rush to
crush his opponent, preferring to wrangle him to the
ground limb by limb. Remember he is the Teflon combatant,
nothing gets in his way when he smells blood. In the
end game the Aquarian will usually start teasing his
opponent, prolonging a mate and letting his foe dangle.
But he is a cowboy afterall and if necessary he will
use his six-shooter.
The PISCES Chess Player (Feb. 19-Mar. 20). Let it be
known that the Pisces has a guardian angel in his corner.
Is it good karma or slick maneuvering which propels
him through the trickiest of traps? He lies in wait
for his opponent to mismanage a critical position. When
he’s pushed the envelope a bit too far leaving a piece
en prise the fates step in an save him. Ruled by the
planet governing miracles, Neptune, the Pisces pulls
victory from the jaws of defeat repeatedly. He exudes
compassion, empathy and sympathy... away from the chessboard,
but when facing those 64 squares he uses these emotive
skills to "become" his foe. He can time travel
into the opponent’s brain and pick up the themes and
future ideas that his foe is contemplating. Many Pisceans
find that they have a special affinity for math, computers,
music and chess, as the logic in these disciplines is
similar. Thus a Piscine uses chess programming with
creative panache; inventing or modifying programs faster
than others can learn them. Pisceans simply have to
be in the presence of titled players to improve. Natural
mimics, when they fixate on the chess style of a great
master they can elevate their play almost instantaneously.
Atmosphere is everything. Through osmosis he can view
another game in progress, and immediately he absorbs
the nuances of that position and applies them to his
own. The symbol for Pisces is "the two fishes"
each swimming in opposite directions, so subterfuge
is his most lethal device. He’ll confuse his opponents
into oblivion. Some days the Pisces will trot out an
opponent’s favorite opening and use it against him.
Other days the Pisces will make several moves -- which
look like outright blunders -- to psychologically bait
his foe into overreaching and under protecting his pieces.
The Pisces is known for his prophylactics which more
risky players may discount much to their own peril.
For the Pisces will sum up his victorious methodology
in one word: preparation.
|
|