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The
personality of the chess player is greatly influenced
by the astrological sign of the zodiac under
which he was born. This sign generates a subconscious
pattern of responses producing a chessic style,
which is unique. Knowing your or an opponent’s
sign yields precious information you can immediately
use. Below are some clues to the 12 zodiac chess
personalities. The ARIES Chess
Player (Mar.21-Apr.19). True to form the Aries
is aggressive, impulsive and a sheer dynamo in
life as well as over the chessboard. He is full
of enthusiasm for his opening favorites, though
that changes from game to game. Always looking
for that killer first or second move, he basks
in the confusion that his innovations present
to his opponent. Is the Aries’ luminescence
a wave or a particle? Both. One minute his play
pulsates with surprises and tempo gaining moves;
next in a series of swift exchanges, a pawn advantage
materializes before the opponent realizes his
miscalculation. Trigger happy, he has a military
leader’s instinct to notice weaknesses
in the foe’s game before they are obvious
on the board. Focusing his pieces on that spot,
the Aries checkmates faster than any other sign.
The Aries bravura intimidates before, during
and after the game. His air of impenetrability;
his highly charged personality; and the way he
grips the pieces, especially when capturing,
present a formidable challenge. He salivates
when playing those in a higher category and like
a wolf in sheep’s clothing he’ll
act ever so humble before the game begins. But
his desire to win can only be masked for so long
and soon he is plundering his foe, keeping him
off guard with very aggressive, maybe even reckless,
moves. His momentum is so powerful that the opponent
may be swept under by its sheer force, acting
and playing at the Aries’ pace rather than
his own. The Aries reserves his most splendid,
come from behind, themes for players who have
in some way disparaged him in the past. Is the
Aries’ playing style one of fury or time
pressure an opponent may ask? Does it matter?
For in that one nanosecond of doubt the Aries
foe capitulates.
The TAURUS Chess Player
(Apr.20-May 20). Tempted by the great pleasures
of life, the Taurus is a bon vivant whose greatest
gratification comes from pricking the egos of
others. Picture a confectioner handing out free
habit-forming, spiked candy to a chocoholic.
That’s the way the Taurus slyly embeds
his games with his own distinctive playing style:
one of seduction. Taurus is an earth sign and
these people tend to play life, and chess, close
to the vest. They have their own standards for
playing and don’t exhibit the die-hard
need to vanquish an opponent... openly. Lulling
an opponent with solid, well-known opening lines
he’ll often choose variations popular in
the 1950s and 1960s. Around moves 13, 14 and/or
15 though, his lullaby turns into a death march
as he rolls out a new move for his opening, considered
in the past to be unplayable. He is a used bookstore
devotee, collecting rare and antiquated chess
material with a knowledgeable eye. Obscure, but
superb Taurean preparation, often using very
old variations challenges his foes to put aside
their study and use up precious minutes as the
opponent tries to find over the board moves to
refute this novelty. A Taurean uses time as if
they had a 17th piece on the chessboard. Hoarding,
then rushing; dilly-dallying, then slamming the
clock with the ferocity he’d like to pummel
his opponent with, the Taurus is most inventive
when he is in time pressure. Threaten him with
just seconds to go and the Taurean’s personal
chess muse subconsciously helps him choose the
winning move. Taureans have the ability to pull
last minute victories from what look like drawn
positions. When the sword of Damocles hangs over
them they automatically move into an intellectually
superior zone and this tension gives them a second
wind. They then play with masterly skill, relishing
last-minute complications and sacking material
as they suck their foes into a deadly, mating
whirlpool.
The GEMINI Chess Player
(May 21-June 21). Affable, chatty, and with charm
dripping from every pore, the Gemini chess player
knows instinctively how to work a room, a chess
club or a major tournament. Geminis play their
opponents far more than they play the board.
They notice body language, nervous ticks, etc.
and even the way his foe lines up his score sheet
and pieces. The Gemini mind is a black hole absorbing
all this minutiae and little by little they sense
an opponent’s vulnerability. Like a fencer
his first moves are meant to mislead, as he feigns
one opening and then transposes to another. Geminis
adore unusual openings, probably because they
have tried so many of them themselves. Solid
players bore the Gemini who likes to live by
his wits. His impatience alone could rattle the
most stoic foe. A tactical genius, the Gemini
is known for playing outrageous, lesser-known
gambits. Sacking material and setting costly
traps the Gemini style features a very peripatetic
queen. He loves open positions and again will
give away material if this gives him the position
his steel-trap mind has planned. In across the
board play notice that he will slowly take over
more space on the playing table itself, crowding
his opponent who doesn’t quite realize
why he is feeling cornered both physically and
mentally. Action is his middle name and even
when doing the deepest middle game analyses,
he’ll jump out of his seat, get some water,
check his chess bag and look as if he didn’t
have anything on his mind. The Gemini is symbolized
by the symbol of the twins in astrology, so it
can be no surprise that he can do two things
at once. What may come as a surprise to his opponents
is that he often has Plan A and Plan B in his
mind at all times. Just when you think you can
squiggle out of his Plan A, his Plan B comes
into play and the Gemini’s opponent has
to choose Plan R: resignation.
The CANCER Chess Player
(June 22-July 22). Endowed with the most natural
chess sense of all the signs, the Cancer’s
combination of positional memory and sheer tenacity
makes him formidable at any age. His repertoire
is classical spiced up with a bit of chicanery.
Nothing pleases him more than to beat an opponent
using the opponent’s favorite opening or
gambit. His play is enthralling and foes are
torn between admiration and intense dislike.
One of the three water signs his hunches are
guided by his natural sense of direction. While
a foe may joust on one side, the Cancer understands
and quietly ridicules this silly, time-wasting
ruse. A magus when it comes to brewing up an
attacking pattern combining two or more different
themes, he’ll strive to keep the position
mobile, daring his opponent to close the center.
With his hands tied behind his back, he actually
covets cramped quarters knowing how to play them
to his own advantage. He wants to bait his foe
into prematurely tasting victory, though before
his opponent has had a chance to smack his lips,
the Cancerian’s maneuver becomes all too
evident. Cancers play on their own timetable,
thinking forever over seemingly no-brainer moves
and striding out of the playing room to pace
by themselves. You’ll notice a Cancer’s
arrival because he’s usually carrying lots
of his personal paraphernalia: water, drinks,
snacks, pens and/or a box of Kleenex. That a
Cancerian has his moods is no surprise, since
his ruling body is the moon, ruler of sensation.
He’ll either appear very happy or depressed.
When he doesn’t emit strong emotions it’s
because he’s learned to hide them with
an inscrutable, robotic countenance. A chess
historian he not only insists on mating his opponent,
but in doing so with a position reminiscent of
some great game of the past. While making a bit
of history for himself.
The LEO Chess Player
(July 23-Aug.22). A swashbuckling amalgamation
of Luke Skywalker and James Bond, the Leo’s
larger-than-life personality diminishes everything
in its path including the chess pieces themselves.
He poses, he strides, he prevails with seemingly
effortless ease. The sign of royalty the Leo
feels it is his divine right to win. He hates
to watch others, or wait for them as he craves
the action of the game. He can actually taste
victory, swilling it around in his mind as a
wine connoisseur does with a prize vintage. The
satisfaction the Leo gets from mating anyone,
patzer or master is sublime yet with noblesse
oblige he is extremely generous with advice,
explaining his chess theories to anyone who will
pay him homage. The symbol for Leo is the lion.
So, as congenial as the Leo is, as playful, as
appealing, as cuddly, he is king of the jungle
and will go for the jugular in an instant. Like
the big cats he may "toy" with his
prey allowing his opponent to make bold moves
in the center while he prepares a delicious maneuver.
A theatrical player the Leo wants drama. With
officials, foes, and by-standers he may flaunt
the rules, or challenge them but it is really
for show. Actually he is stage managing the game
and bringing to bear both chess and psychological
weaponry. Anything that turns the limelight on
the match thrills him, for he thrives under tense
conditions while most foes are rattled. When
the position is complicated or unclear he chortles
inside, enjoying it when he has to claw his way
to a kill. Always the performer, the Leo wraps
things up with a flourish. And once again the
spotlight falls on this virtuoso proving that
he is, indeed, the king.
The VIRGO Chess Player
(Aug.23-Sept.22). Deep in the recesses of the
Virgo mind lies a binary computer evaluating
everything in terms of whether it is something
good or bad, positive or negative. The Virgo’s
instant, non-stop calculation gives him an analytical
edge because this activity is so much a part
of his being. Clean, methodical, deceptively
simple early play serves as a canvas for him
to try out his well-researched ideas. His craft
comes to light when he slowly, but steadily chooses
subtle space-expanding moves from his palette
of options. The Virgo slips in and out of a self-induced
hypnotic state, confounding opponents who think
they can read the faces of their adversaries.
During a match, when the position gets interesting
the Virgo starts to fall in love with the game
before him. But he is a jealous lover, and at
this point he lustfully moves to monopolize and
own the game. Suddenly his passions are roused
and a friendly game becomes one in which he must
annihilate his opponent. Several, long deep breathes
signal the Virgo is activating his chi energy,
though some may foolishly think he is in retreat.
The Virgo motto is: Get me to the end game. He
hums through the tricky computations as his foe
starts experiencing a Prozac cool down. Whether
playing aggressively or strategically, he must
control the action. He hates conformity and lives
to keep his opponents off-balance often exchanging
pieces at what seems an awkward moment. His mating
style is one where he entices his opponent into
thinking that a lost or difficult position still
has winning chances. Betting against a Virgo’s
strength at this point is a losing proposition.
By the time the Virgo’s wizardry unfolds,
and the mating trap is sprung, his opponent should
just cash in his chips and vanish.
The LIBRA Chess Player
(Sept.23-Oct.23). Spilling charm, class and bonhomie
the Libran player turns any chess match into
a special occasion. When he shows up, even if
playing online, the other players now regard
a game, or a tournament as significant. And the
Libra? If he’s over the age of ten he always
has his personal "to do" list in mind:
Look for women; find out if any other women are
expected; see if his pals have any women near
them; and only then, crush, mangle and annihilate
his opponent because his foe might have a woman
waiting for him. Fairness is very important to
him, afterall his symbol is the scales of justice.
He’ll always make the tough, ethical choice
and decries any commercialization of the game
itself. "Where are your standards?" he’ll
declare. His chess toolkit includes the most
massive repertoire of drawing maneuvers, and
he knows the perfect juncture to make an offer
that will be accepted. His tendency to create
harmonious, or equal positions may entice his
opponent to shake things up a bit more than is
safe. Though always an admirer of woman, he’ll
swap queens faster and/earlier than any of the
other signs. At that point he takes the gloves
off turning the game into head to head combat.
With the authority of a judge handing down a
death sentence he starts to control the show.
In the end game he turns into a contrarian player,
selecting positions others would shy away from.
Many times when it looks as if the Libra is one
move away from defeat, he unfurls an avalanche
of chess jurisprudence requiring game experts
to add a codicil to their notes. His secret strength
is the gnarly way he uses his bishop. No one
is better. Before you are mislead into thinking
this dapper dude is a pushover, don’t forget
that he has a hormone-driven agenda and a limbic
system hard wired to produce tangible results.
Swiftly, the neurons fire off in his brain and
the collateral damage to his opponent is lethal.
The SCORPIO Chess Player
(Oct.24-Nov.21). Ruled by the planet of power,
Pluto, the Scorpio’s nickname could be "the
dictator." And the chess scene presents
the perfect backdrop for exercising this birthright.
The Scorpion tenacity, calm and venom work together
to poison an opponent’s game before the
knights come off the first rank. First the Scorpio
anesthetizes his quarry with slow play, employing
well-analyzed lines and/or leaving the board
to look at some other game in progress. Then
he surgically and painfully removes whatever
scintilla of self-esteem remains. By mocking
his foe he causes his victim to think more about
him than about the game before them. As he penetrates
into enemy territory, a foe will start to see
what looks like smokescreen rising from the Scorpio’s
side of the board. Beware: the Scorpio’s
kundalini life force coiled at the base of his
spine in the serpent chakra has awakened, bringing
sudden enlightenment about the current position.
The opposing player should assiduously avoid
making any sound or jarring the Scorpio out of
his reverie for this will incite the Scorpio’s
anger, which has an impossibly long half-life.
The image of the phoenix rising from the dead
is another emblem of the Scorpio’s invincibility.
If the Scorpio gets in a tough position, he will
find the one move that turns the game around.
Sudden-death playoffs are his forte. Call him
the comeback kid. He prefers to keep the center
fluid as he gets a high from the tension of the
game. Then before you know it he has blockaded
an opponent’s pieces and plucks the foe’s
best-placed men with laser precision. Seconds
before the post-mortems begin the Scorpio starts
staring at his foe’s throat. His eagle
eyes notice the almost imperceptible gulps before
the opponent chokes conceding the game. At that
moment he is no longer the dictator, but the
terminator.
The SAGITTARIUS Chess Player (Nov.22-Dec.21). A mental giant,
the Sagittarian springs to life when an almost impossible challenge in thrown
down before him. He is a thoroughbred racehorse with a stable of chess knowledge
that is more diverse than any other sign. A visionary and intellect, often
self-taught, he takes the road less traveled. Not for the Sag are the safe
lines and the equal openings. The Sagittarius is at the chessboard for two
reasons: to have fun and to upgrade his chess skill. Winning? That’s
just a by-product for him, unless... someone rudely throws down a gauntlet.
This fire sign and speed demon floors the accelerator and rams into his opponent’s
territory with lightning speed. The Sag forces his foe to hydroplane from one
side of the board to another, each skid unraveling his opponent’s position.
In life Sagittarians love to wander. They get enormous pleasure when they venture
into foreign territories and this is especially so when playing chess. One
trick they use as a matter of course, is from move one they assume that the
foe’s side of the board belongs to them. You’ll notice the Sag
placing his pieces on the seventh, or using his bishops, and of course his
knights, to attack a foe from behind. The Sagittarian memory is unsurpassed,
so he learns very quickly but usually solidifies his knowledge by teaching
others. He is deceptively open about discussing what he intends to play. But
he’ll keep one small, pivotal move to himself and thus stack the deck
in his own favor. Sagittarians love to discuss chess unless there’s an
obnoxious motor-mouth nearby. The Sag’s command of the language (and
often several languages) and his rapier-like wit can quiet a room and/or deflate
an opponent leaving no prisoners. When push comes to shove in his chess game,
he’ll concentrate in a very unique way. He can envision the chess position
in 3 -D and suddenly his mind will become a multiplex unspooling all the possibilities
in infinite detail on individual screens. The Sagittarius end game sparkles
with a diamond’s incandescence and is as hard to shatter as this precious
gem; while his opponent is revealed as a mere zircon bowing to his mastery.
The CAPRICORN Chess Player
(Dec.22-Jan.19). The Capricorn is known for being
the power behind the throne, the person pulling
the strings. His planning is extraordinary, so
clever and devious that an opponent doesn’t
have the energy to both play and psych him out
at the same time. In back rooms, outdoor ventures
and/or over the internet Capricorns presents
a laid-back style. But, ambition is his middle
name. Though the Capricorn admires the chess
notables he saves his fealty for Machiavelli.
In every great chess player’s individual
chart, the planet, Saturn --the destroyer in
astrology, is prominent. This celestial body
which also gives the Capricorn an especially
retentive memory rules Capricorns. Thus Capricorns
have an edge when it comes to remembering unusual
openings and tough-to-decipher end game positions.
He’s the consummate entrepreneur and while
playing chess he always has some sideline business
or secret, parallel goal in mind. "How can
I use this situation?" he asks referring
to the chess game and life itself. Practical
and precise they do not suffer fools easily.
His highly evolved sense of the ridiculous allows
him to find humor in everything. From childhood
this mirth has been used to put a positive spin
on his ruthlessness. At first he seems like the
Tooth Fairy or Santa to his opponent, but near
or after move 15, his foe sees that the Capricorn
has been transformed into a greedy, grabby IRS
agent. Each game becomes a case study so how
he wins really matters to him. A solid state
physicist, not a theoretical one he favors the
concrete over the artful. He’s known for
resuscitating old, even archaic openings, updating
them with a slight hyper-modern twist. His zodiac
icon is the mountain goat. Thus a Capricorn is
a climber. It’s his nature to walk a tightrope.
A climber, it is his nature to walk a tightrope.
When pushed to the wall he becomes exhilaratingly
imaginative and actually enjoys having to dig
himself out. His self-composure comes from his
belief, that when it comes to chess, his foe
is a parasite and he the host. By marginalizing
his opponent this way, his storehouse of energy
is unleashed, turning his foe into a tired, chess
playing, Sisyphus as once again the Capricorn
celebrates victory at the top of the mountain.
The AQUARIUS Chess Player
(Jan.20-Feb.18). Sui generis. The iconoclast
of the chess world. This maverick futurist is
the stuff that myths are made of. It’s
no surprise that there are more Aquarians in
the Hall of Fame, than any other sign. Simply
put: They are standouts at everything they do,
especially when it comes gaming. But this is
no common Boy Scout for the Aquarian’s
curiosity gets him into arenas that less intrepid
seekers would avoid. A great improviser he loves
chess positions that are completely new to him,
relishing the fresh analysis he must do over
the board. He instinctively knows and understands
game theory and often flirts with other board
games as well. For the Aquarian the twists and
turns when the initiative switches between him
and his foe are thrilling. But mid-game something
clicks and he mentally tweaks the two-dimensional
chessboard into one continuous Mobius strip where
there is only one side: His. Although the most
popular sign of all twelve, the Aquarian can
be a bit of a snob regarding chess. His low threshold
for boredom combined with his disdain for sloppy
play makes him very particular, when possible,
when choosing his opponents. God forbid if he
has to mingle with the hoi polloi, preferring
more genuine street people. Everything in chess
is about "high-concept" to the Aquarian
(the term was probably coined by this sign).
At the beginning of the game the Aquarian is
an endearing, nonconforming cowboy, eliciting
quiet admiration from his foe. The Aquarian doesn’t
rush to crush his opponent, preferring to wrangle
him to the ground limb by limb. Remember he is
the Teflon combatant, nothing gets in his way
when he smells blood. In the end game the Aquarian
will usually start teasing his opponent, prolonging
a mate and letting his foe dangle. But he is
a cowboy afterall and if necessary he will use
his six-shooter.
The PISCES Chess Player (Feb. 19-Mar. 20). Let it be known
that the Pisces has a guardian angel in his corner. Is it good karma or slick
maneuvering which propels him through the trickiest of traps? He lies in wait
for his opponent to mismanage a critical position. When he’s pushed the
envelope a bit too far leaving a piece en prise the fates step in an save him.
Ruled by the planet governing miracles, Neptune, the Pisces pulls victory from
the jaws of defeat repeatedly. He exudes compassion, empathy and sympathy...
away from the chessboard, but when facing those 64 squares he uses these emotive
skills to "become" his foe. He can time travel into the opponent’s
brain and pick up the themes and future ideas that his foe is contemplating.
Many Pisceans find that they have a special affinity for math, computers, music
and chess, as the logic in these disciplines is similar. Thus a Piscine uses
chess programming with creative panache; inventing or modifying programs faster
than others can learn them. Pisceans simply have to be in the presence of titled
players to improve. Natural mimics, when they fixate on the chess style of
a great master they can elevate their play almost instantaneously. Atmosphere
is everything. Through osmosis he can view another game in progress, and immediately
he absorbs the nuances of that position and applies them to his own. The symbol
for Pisces is "the two fishes" each swimming in opposite directions,
so subterfuge is his most lethal device. He’ll confuse his opponents
into oblivion. Some days the Pisces will trot out an opponent’s favorite
opening and use it against him. Other days the Pisces will make several moves
-- which look like outright blunders -- to psychologically bait his foe into
overreaching and under protecting his pieces. The Pisces is known for his prophylactics
which more risky players may discount much to their own peril. For the Pisces
will sum up his victorious methodology in one word: preparation.
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