| WING
CHUN (Chinese, 1994)
Directed by Yuen Wo Ping
Starring: Michelle Yeoh, Donnie Yen, Waise Lee
Watson Scale: 5.5

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A thoroughly delightful “super-woman kicking
male ass” film. Yes, the action is as good
as it gets, but what struck me was the humor,
the kind of which wouldn’t be found anywhere
other than China. A virtual must see!

BLACK
MASK (Chinese, 1996)
Directed by Daniel Lee
Starring: Jet Li, Karen Mok, LauChing Wan
Watson Scale: 4.7

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This film
about men and women who are bred to be superhuman
commandos (and Jet’s escape to a “normal”
life) is another Jet Li triumph. Though it doesn’t
have the all around appeal of KISS OF THE DRAGON
(which is simply extraordinary), BLACK MASK is
a wild and extremely enjoyable ride.

KISS
OF THE DRAGON (2001)
Directed by Chris Nahon
Starring: Jet Li, Bridget Fonda, Tcheky Karyo
Written by Luc Besson & Robert Kamen
Watson Scale: 5.7

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It would
be hard for me to hate this film. I love Bridget
Fonda, I’m a huge Jet Li fan, and I can’t
get enough of Luc Besson’s writing and directorial
talents (okay, Luc didn’t direct this one,
but his influence is clearly seen). Put them all
together and you get a highly stylized martial
arts movie set in Paris that features a hard-edged
story, great martial arts, and fine acting.

THE
TAI-CHI MASTER (Chinese, 1993)
Directed by Woo-ping
Starring: Jet Li, Michelle Yeoh
Watson Scale: 5.5

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In a nutshell:
Two boys become brothers at the Shaolin Temple,
the boys become unstoppable fighting machines,
the boys leave the temple, one boy goes bad and
crushes his brother in a fight, the loser goes
insane, insane boy (Li) masters Tai-Chi, and you’ll
have to rent or buy this film if you want more.
Though this might not sound worthwhile, it’s
absolutely fantastic! Buy it, lick the casing,
and then sit back and prepare yourself for a treat.

ENTER
THE DRAGON (1973)
Directed by Robert Clouse
Starring Bruce Lee, John Saxon, Bob Wall, Jim
Kelly, Ahna Capri
Watson Scale: 4.5

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Bruce
Lee became an international star when this film
was released, but he mysteriously died while filming
THE GAME OF DEATH. ENTER THE DRAGON, though almost
30 years old, still holds its own with the best
martial arts films of today. If you want to own
only one Bruce Lee movie, this is the one you
should get.

AMERICAN
SAMURAI (1992)
Directed by Sam Firstenberg
Starring: David Bradley, Mark Dacascos
Watson Scale: 3

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I forced
my fellow reviewer Val Frost to watch this movie
and she sent it back with a large knife through
the casing. Okay, she hated it, but I found the
whole affair quite interesting (i.e., man forced
to fight in a kill or be killed weapons contest--that’s
the flick, not me versus Val!). Perhaps the hacked
off limbs didn’t appeal to her, or perhaps
the sight of one likeable character being cut
in two proved upsetting…I just don’t
know. To me, these are plusses, though I can’t
recommend it for a “first date” film!
Check it out and, if you hate it as much as Val
did, don’t say that she didn’t warn
you.

HARD
TIMES (1975)
Directed by Walter Hill
Starring: Charles Bronson, James Coburn, Jill
Ireland
Watson Scale: 4.3
 
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Perhaps
Bronson’s finest film, HARD TIMES features
bare-knuckle fighting in 1933 New Orleans. Unlike
most action movies (though one could also call
it a drama), here we get real acting, a great
story that far transcends fisticuffs, and a fascinating
taste of the times.

RED
SUN (1971)
Directed by Terence Young
Starring: Charles Bronson, Toshiro Mifune, Ursula
Andress, Capucine
Watson Scale: 4.4

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A real
merging of worlds, this movie is part spaghetti
western and part Samurai flick. An excellent story
and a fine cast (it is without question one of
Bronson’s best movies) make this enjoyable
every time you watch it.

THE
GLIMMER MAN (1996)
Directed by John Gray
Starring: Steven Seagal, Keenen Ivory Wayans
Watson Scale: 4

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Okay,
so I like Seagal! We all have our dirty little
pleasures, and his films are certainly mine. THE
GLIMMER MAN is action packed, funny, and is similar
to all his other movies, which makes it just fine.

MARKED
FOR DEATH (1990)
Directed by Dwight Little
Starring: Steven Seagal, Joanna Pacula
Watson Scale: 3.7

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Another
enjoyable Seagal jaunt. He can’t act, he
can’t kick, he can’t dance, but he
sure can dish out pain.

FIRE
DOWN BELOW (1997)
Directed by Felix Enriquez Alcala
Starring: Steven Seagal, Kris Kristofferson, Marg
Helgenberger, Harry Dean Stanton
Watson Scale: 4.5

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On one
level this is an absurd picture. Seagal changes
into one multi-colored jacket after another for
reasons beyond the ken of ordinary man, and the
story is your typical good guy/bad guy interplay.
However, the fight scenes are spectacular, with
Mr. Aikido beating up the police, a group of rednecks,
various individuals, and even a mountain of a
man in a bit over a second--yes, the big fight
scene with a human Godzilla lasted just a bit
over a second. Was the Seagal versus Godzilla
battle worth the wait? No doubt about it.
Sadly, everything he’s done since this film
has been…well…terrible. Will he find
a good script? Will he learn to act? Will he fade
into oblivion like so many other action heroes
or will he rise like an overweight phoenix? Stay
tuned.

UNDER
SIEGE 2: DARK TERRITORY (1995)
Directed by Geoff Murphy
Starring: Steven Seagal, Eric Bogosian, Katherine
Heigl
Watson Scale: 4.7

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This continues
the adventures of the ex-ship’s cook who
enjoys saving the world by crushing all his enemies
with his bare hands. The usual over the top bad
dudes get their asses collectively kicked by our
superhuman chef. Lots of fun.

UNDER
SIEGE (1992)
Directed by Andrew Davis
Starring: Steven Seagal, Tommy Lee Jones, Gary
Busey
Watson Scale: 5

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A huge
hit for Aikido master Seagal. This has humor,
endless action, intrigue, and some very bad men.
Of course, how could they know that the ship’s
cook is a human killing machine?

BLOODSPORT
(1987)
Directed by Newt Arnold
Starring: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Donald Gibb,
Leah Ayres, Norman Burton, Forest Whitaker, Bolo
Yeung
Watson Scale: 4.0

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BLOODSPORT
was Van Damme’s first vehicle, and it propelled
him to action stardom (his star quickly dimmed
as one horrible movie followed another!). It succeeds
due to the illustration of many fighting styles,
and its simple but tight script and brisk pace
will make any martial arts connoisseur happy.
A very enjoyable film that far exceeded expectations
when it first came out.
PERFECT
WEAPON (1996)
Directed by Mark Di Salle
Starring: Jeff Speakman, John Dye, Mako
Watson Scale: 3.7
This was
Jeff Speakman’s first film and, like Van Damme,
his first proved to be his best. After watching
PERFECT WEAPON, I thought Mr. Speakman might turn
out to be the next great action hero. Unfortunately,
he immediately gained weight and (far worse!) began
to accept scripts that were so badly written that
one suspected a rather unimaginative 12-year old
penned them.
Though Jeff Speakman’s career proved to
be stillborn, PERFECT WEAPON is a highly enjoyable
demonstration of his Kenpo style. It’s energetic,
has some excellent fight scenes, and is well worth
watching.

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