A fifteen-year old boy walks along the winter
streets, thinking his fifteen-year old thoughts,
looking for a theater to sneak into so he can
get out of the cold and enjoy whatever movie randomly
appears on the screen. This youngster, whom I
suppose used to be me, came across some dilapidated
movie house and succeeded in slipping in. What
was playing? I had no idea, though the hope that
perhaps porn was the main course excited me, as
it would any male of my age. Finding a seat, I
noted with some disgust that the movie was foreign
and had hard to read subtitles. To make matters
even worse, the hero was fat, blind, and apparently
an idiot since he kept falling into ditches along
the side of the road. Nevertheless, when the movie
ended I remained in my seat for quite a while.
I couldn't believe what I had just witnessed,
but there was absolutely no doubt that I was completely
hooked. I returned to that
Asian theater many times after that, often sitting
through the same movie over and over, tirelessly
absorbing every nuance of the culture, loving
every word of unintelligible dialogue, and feeling
my heart beat out of control when my blind "god"
pulled out his cane-sword and destroyed 20 to
80 villains single handedly. Twenty-five movies,
all staring the late Shintaro Katsu in the lead
role, were made about Zatoichi (In Japanese, Zato
[a form of "Mr."] is a prefix commonly
used when addressing a blind man. "Ichi"
is his family name.), spanning eleven years (1962-1971).
A twenty-sixth, again staring Katsu, was made
in 1988. Set a couple of hundred
years in the past, the blind hero is a masseur
who also happens to be an honest yakuza gambler.
Walking from town to town, his walking stick tapping
away in an effort to avoid falling on his face,
Zatoichi is always looking for a little massage
work and an exciting game of dice. Invariably,
what he does find is corruption, people in need,
and violence as the body count of the assembled
villains grows with each wave of his blade. Zatoichi puts on quite
a few extra pounds in his later films, which actually
makes the role even better; his bedraggled appearance
serves to humanize a man that could easily slip
into superhuman, and therefore unreal, status.
It's this down to earth feel that makes him such
a beloved character, and in some ways reminds
me of Peter Falk's "Colombo," another
kind, unpretentious hero that seeks justice behind
an inept façade. Thanks to a Los Angeles
company called Video Action, Zatoichi and other
classic Japanese Samurai films have been given
a face-over with clear prints and new subtitles
that are easy to read and beautifully translated.
Recently, the rights have changed hands and now
rest with Home Vision Entertainment, which has
begun the process of presenting the Zatoichi series
on DVD. Here is the list of
available Zatoichi titles. I've watched each and
every movie from 3 to 10 times and never tire
of them. However, if you are looking for one Zatoichi
film to "test the waters" with, may
I recommend Zatoichi
Challenged! (1967) or The
Blind Swordsman & the Fugitives (1968).
Either way, you're in for an incredible treat.
BE WARNED: once you
are exposed to these adventures of the blind swordsman,
your chances of acquiring a severe Zatoichi addiction
are extremely high! The Life & Opinion
of Masseur Ichi (1962) Available in VHS and DVD.
 The Return of Masseur
Ichi (1962) Available in VHS and DVD.
 Masseur Ichi, the
Fugitive (1963)
 Masseur Ichi Enters
Again (1963)
 Masseur Ichi and a
Chest of Gold (1964)
 Zatoichi's Flashing
Sword (1964)
 Masseur Ichi on the
Road (1964)
 The Blind Swordsman
& the Chess Expert (1965)  The Adventures of
a Blind Man (1965)
 The Blind Swordsman's
Revenge (1965)
 The Blind Swordsman's
Vengeance (1966)
 The Blind Swordsman's
Cane Sword (1967)
 Zatoichi Challenged!
(1967)
 Zatoichi the Outlaw
(1967)
 The Blind Swordsman
& the Fugitives (1968)
 The Blind Swordsman
Samaritan (1968)
 Zatoichi Meets Yojimbo
(1970)

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